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By MOLLY DAVIS
Whoever said “there is no such thing as bad publicity” never met LiLo.
Lindsay Lohan.
She needs a vacation.
Not from work, or even from the drama surrounding she and ex-gal pal Sam Ronson.
From the constant scrutiny.
Seriously?
The rehab grad cannot get a break.
And she desperately deserves one.
Every time she makes one decent decision, someone brings to light the five “bad” ones made in conjunction.
She made a great fake eharmony video last week with the help of funnyordie.com, where she pokes fun at her behavior and all of the various rumors surrounding her at any given moment.
But right on the video’s heels, TMZ.com reported that a press release was fired off by Prive nightclub at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Vegas.
The club claims that LiLo relapsed, ordering “a vodka mixed with soda water and a splash of cranberry.”
So what.
Is this anyone’s business?
Nope.
I don’t understand why everyone seems to enjoy her downs more than her ups.
Yes, she has alcohol issues.
So do a lot of people.
They’re just not followed around by the paparazzi 24/7.
If they were, I’m pretty sure some less-than-flattering moments would be preserved for posterity. Especially when on vacation in Nevada.
So much for what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…
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Molly Davis is a columnist for the Myerstown Herald Daily Briefing.