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By MOLLY DAVIS
You know you’ve truly “arrived” when you get your own story on E!
Welcome, Jon and Kate Gosselin.
Although I did picture the couple’s kids having their own “True Hollywood Story” in about 15 years, this is an early surprise.
Like Halloween in May.
BOO!
It’s more of Kate’s scary hair on TV.
The show will air on May 29 at 10:30 p.m. on E! for all those interested in watching the train wreck barrel onward.
Aptly title “Jon and Kate: Twisted Fate,” the show promises to deliver all things drama — cheating, lying, etc.
I will of course be TIVOing the debacle.
The half-hour long special comes on the heels of the season premiere, which aired on Memorial Day, and shows that E!, along with TLC, will milk this story for every penny they can.
But I think they should have waited until the story played out.
What’s an E! special without drug abuse, drinking and ultimately rehab or jail time?
I can’t see the religious couple falling that far from grace.
Booooring.