By MOLLY DAVIS
John Mayer is trying to mount a “White Horse” for Taylor Swift.
Yay or Nay?
I say Nay.
Why?
Several reasons.
Although he is talented, his rep as a serial heartbreaker precedes him.
Jennifer Aniston, Vanessa Carlton, Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson, and Cameron Diaz have all fallen for the self-proclaimed “bad boy.”
Be different, Taylor.
Don’t be another notch on this moron’s bedpost.
He is a first-class creep.
Which is clear when watching him try to joke around with the paparazzi — he fancies himself a comedian.
His jokes fall flat.
Stick to strumming, Mayer.
The beauty would most definitely sully her clean-cut reputation with a dalliance with the dorky, ditty crooning Mayer.
Let’s hope the already love-burned Swift doesn’t fall for his over-used lines that so many others seem to buy.
They performed Swift’s “White Horse” and Mayer’s “Your Body is a Wonderland,” which is rumored to be about one of his many previous flings — Jennifer Love Hewitt, at Swift‘s sold-out Staples Center Concert in Los Angeles last week.
The duo’s duets should stay on stage.
Although he is a step up from king dork Joe Jonas.
An itty-bitty step.
But still a step.
May 29, 2009
HEY, TAYLOR: DON’T FALL FOR THAT CREEP MAYER
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