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By MOLLY DAVIS
Are Jon & Kate already separated?
It seems so…
At least for now.
While the Gosselin’s furiously deny rumors of division, Kate is still in North Carolina with the sextuplets and her infamous cockatoo hairdo.
Minus hair-plugged Jon, who stayed in PA with twins Mady and Cara.
The show is smelling more and more like a sham.
If the pair are trying to appear to be working out their problems for the sake of staying gainfully employed by TLC, they’re not fooling anyone.
Tabloids are reporting that the TLC Network, who for all and intents and purposes own the couple for now, and searching for an apartment for Jon.
The alleged bachelor pad will be located near to the couple’s $1.5 million home in Wernersville so Jon can be close by and on call for production crews.
Cameras caught up with Jon last week in his backyard, where they asked him “What’s happening with your marriage?”
His answer?
“You have to watch the show to find out.”
Hmmm… Interesting.
Was that a sarcastic retort?
Or a plug for the show?
He also said “Read the article in People.”
Are the couple getting loot for magazine interviews as well?
It definitely keeps viewers tuning in every week.
Which is the point.
I personally feel that the show has run its course.
The kids are now 5-years-old, and although still adorable, there is little left of interest.
Unless Kate REALLY dumps Jon and goes on the search for a new man.
That would be fun to watch.
As long as she wears a bikini during the show.
And berates her suitors, just like she did her hubby.The men would have to be thick skinned, though.
‘Cause this bachelorette would put them through the wringer.
I can picture it now.
FIRST DATE:
Kate G.: “Are we actually eating here?”
Guy X: “It’s a nice…”
(Kate doesn’t let him finish the sentence – What, did you actually think she would? That’s funny…)
Kate G.: “HELLO!!! I only eat organic! Do you even know me? No, you don’t. You’re wrong, as usual.”
Exit potential partner, who runs screaming for his life.
Next!