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By MOLLY DAVIS
The marriage of Jon and Kate is over.
And so is their union to TLC, for now.
After the couple announced on their show on June 22 that they were separating, TLC released a statement that it would stop production of the series — and that it was the network’s decision.
“TLC continues to support the Gosselin family and will work closely with them to determine the best way to continue to tell their story as they navigate through this difficult time,” the network’s statement said.
“The measures are taken in order to give the family ‘time off to regroup’ during the hiatus. Then ‘a modified schedule will be in place to support the family’s transition.’
There were 40 shows slated to run — only six have been aired.
Good riddance.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Hopefully, they can sort out their separation in peace and quiet.
At least from the public.
I’m sure Kate’s mouth will be running on overdrive.
I do not envy her soon-to-be ex-hubby.
The court document indicated that Kate and Jon have been “separate and apart for two years.” However, lawyers for the couple say the document’s language is common for no-fault divorce cases and the Gosselins have lived together.
However, if the Gosselins were apart for two years, the show was all staged.
Wedding vows renewed in Hawaii?
Fake.
Free vacation, check.
Just add that to the list of free wares and services the family has received.
It’s a very long list.
Speaking of perks, Kate was caught on camera outside a grocery store, getting into her brand-new Land Cruiser.
Reporters were bombarding her with questions about the show being staged.
And Kate says she’ll be “flexible” — but only if she gets what she wants.
She wants the kids for every holiday and birthday.
Let’s be honest.
No divorce can be completely amicable.
But I would not want to meet Kate in court.
The porcupine-headed Kate said she was forced to file the papers because “Jon’s actions this weekend left me with no other choice.”
What did he do?
Rumors are that she was furious Jon held an impromptu press conference with the
Paps — who she hates — and fans outside their home.
Kate reportedly charges $20 per autograph.
Yuck.
That’s disgusting.
Really, how hard is it to give 30 seconds of your time, lift your hand and sign a piece of paper?
I bet her adoring fans would even provide the pen.
And he — GASP — had the audacity to sign autographs for free!
How could he?
It’s for your kid’s future, you selfish oaf.
Kate should be charged fines every time she walks out of the house with that haircut.
I thought maybe he was out with another woman or some other unforgivable offense.
But no.
She finally had enough — not because of his rumored cheating — but because he didn’t charge for his John Hancock.
Although my moral compass isn’t always pointed up, I don’t think that would push
me over the edge.
Walking in on my hubby with another woman would have done it for me.
In any case, it’s bound to get ugly.
Round goes one to?
Kate.
Ding ding.