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By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon Gosselin is making some strange choices lately.
What concerns me most?
His fashion sense.
It started with the huge diamond studs in his ears.
OK, we’ll let that slide.
But he has gone too far.
I believe a fashion intervention is needed.
Stat.
He is donning the universal uniform of lowlifes.
Ed Hardy.
Nothing screams “I am a hot mess of a train wreck” like a person decked out in head-to-toe Ed Hardy gear.
I am not bedazzled by Christian Audigier’s flamboyant tees, garish sneakers or tacky baseball hats with thousands of rhinestones.
You do not wear Ed Hardy and it’s tasteless, tattoo-based designs if A) You are over 18; B) You are not in a drug rehabilitation program; and C) If you have ANY fashion sense whatsoever.
No excuses.
It is designed by Audigier, who sent Jon some swag and lured the father of eight to his yacht in St. Tropez, with 22-year-old gal pal Halley Glassman, to talk about a business venture.
According to E! Online, Gosselin and Audigier are in talks to launch a children’s fashion line.
Audigier told E! News, “We would like to do a line of children’s clothing.”
Dressing head-to-toe in the designer’s duds looks like it paid off for Jon.
Does that mean if I become a walking advertisement for my favorite couturier I can have my own line?
The world does not need — or want — baby trucker hats or showy onesies.
Jon’s soon-to-be-ex Kate was home in Wernersville picnicking on the front lawn with the kids after her own first class excursion to Hollywood last week.
Now I don’t care who he’s with or that he’s started smoking, which seems to be the focus of most tabloids.
I think he deserves to do whatever he wants, as long as it doesn’t affect his kids.
If he’s happy with his new girlfirend, whose mug shot is posted on RadarOnline, as well as a handful of undated photos showing the 22-year-old Glassman partying with friends and smoking a blunt, more power to him.
The jail bait (in more ways than one) was arrested for marijuana possession, and the case was settled out of court, probably thanks to her dad.
Did I forget to mention who her proud papa is?
None other than Kate’s tummy tucker and plastic surgeon.
Nothing like keeping it in the “family.”
But whatever he does, he shouldn’t do in in Ed Hardy.
Jon, you are not a teenage skate punk.
Or a VH1 reality star.
Leave the Ed Hardy wear to fellow PA native Bret Michaels, because your attire SCREAMS “I am having an early mid-life crisis.”
Just because it’s free, Jon, doesn’t mean it’s good.
And if you continue to sport the white trash threads, please, please do not dress your adorable kids in the same gawdy garments.
I would rather see them in Kate’s Wal-Mart line.
And that’s really saying something.