myerstownherald.com

By MOLLY DAVIS
I know what I’m dressing as for Halloween.
Kate Gosselin.
Costume Web sites are advertising the fabulously cockatoo wig just in time to look like the angry mom of eight.
It may be my scariest costume yet.
Here’s the web site’s description:
“Dubbed the ‘Eight is Too Much Adult Wig,’ the ’sleek and stylish’ hairpiece ‘will make people think you have eight children.’ It’s smooth and face-framing in the front with a short and puffy back that’s full of volume.”
I reached for my credit card faster than Kate can call her ex a moron.
And we all know, that’s pretty quick.
I may wear it all the time, depending on how it looks.
I would like to prove know-it-all Kate wrong, as she has been quoted as saying her hairstyle is “not going to work for everybody. I’ve seen people come through the book line with thin hair and (it) just won’t work.”
Oh Kate, you’re so right.
Not everyone can sport a do that looks like someone took a scissors to you in the dark while having a seizure.
But I ‘m up to the challenge.
Who’s to say I won’t look amazing?
The conversation “piece” is well worth the $14.99.