myerstownherald.com

By MOLLY DAVIS
It’s being reported that Joe Jonas has been tapped to appear in the upcoming “Valentine’s Day” movie.
With Taylor Swift.
Why, why, why?
This is the worst casting call ever.
Ever.
For one thing, he cannot act.
I had the displeasure of seeing his “movie,” where he is terrible at playing himself, and can categorically say he should stick to whining tweeny lyrics.
If he can’t even be convincing as himself, how can he channel a completely different persona?
He can’t.
Period.
Jonas cannot hold his own in this extremely A-List movie, which stars actors like Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner and Swift.
It’s being released February 10, 2010.
The other glaring fact is King Dork Joe Jonas wants in on Taylor’s success.
Stop trying to ride her coattails, you skinny-jean wearing, bushy-eyebrowed creep.
Your 15 minutes was up long ago, and Taylor has moved past your over-the-phone breakup.
Her career has skyrocketed, and you are not even a speck in her rear view mirror.
Hopefully, Jonas’ role will be the briefest cameo and Taylor won’t have to share her well-deserved screen time with him.
He doesn’t deserve to be in Swift’s make-believe life any more than her real one.