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By MOLLY DAVIS
Kate Gosselin plus her tamer mullet have taken their media blitz to another level.
Another fashion disaster, the wrinkly suspender-wearing goofball Larry King, challenged Kate to answer a round of not-so-challenging questions.
Which she dodged.
Larry lobbed easy ones at her left and right — and she tap danced and skirted her way around all of them.
Looking tense and like she was suffering from lock jaw, Kate did her best to avoid bad-mouthing her previous better half on “Larry King Live” Tuesday night.
It looked like she was in actual physical pain.
She said she and Jon had a “peaceful custody” arrangement and admitted, “My nature is to freak out, to be in control.”
A “good thing?”
Kate, come back to earth.
There is no up side to being a complete control freak.
It has alienated you from your family and cost you a husband.
Not to mention your “fans.”
Good ol’ Larry isn’t the most thorough interviewer, but he did prod Kate to say that the dissolution of her marriage has been “a good experience” and that TLC “has the editing rights” to the show and she has zero to do with the final product.
Keep blaming TLC Kate — it’s done wonders for you so far.
I LOL’ed when she said she “has big dreams” and “is very driven.”
She has dreams?
I have dreams for her as well.
They involve her shutting that big mouth and taking care of her 8 kids.
And not driving everyone else around you insane during the process.