By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon and Kate are heading back to prime time TV.
Sort of.
Their very public mouthing off war has inspired an episode of “Law and Order.”
The episode, which airs Oct. 16, revolves around the story of a dad of 10 who has a reality show titled “Larry Plus 10.”
The single dad is raising the 10 adopted kids, all whom have special needs, all by his lonesome after his wife is bludgeoned to death.
According to the New York Post, “Detectives Lupo and Bernard grow suspicious when it’s revealed that Joy Johnson wasn’t totally on board with doing the show — she feared for her kids’ privacy — and that Larry, a real estate developer deeply in debt, signed the lucrative Larry Plus 10 contract the day after his wife’s murder.”
The story line is reversed, seeming that Jon no longer wants the show to air, and his fictional “Law and Order” counterpart very much wants his fame to continue – along with his paycheck.
What does ring very true to the real lives of Jon and Kate?
Larry is diddling the babysitter.
She’s young.
Like, Hailey Glassman young.
If Larry did off his wife, the dicks on the crime drama always get their man.
Let’s hope life doesn’t imitate art.
Don’t get any ideas, Jon.
October 8, 2009
GOSSELIN DISORDER TO HIT ‘LAW & ORDER’
GRACE DRUBS GOSSELIN
By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon Gosselin vs. Nancy Grace.
And the winner is?
Feisty former prosecutor Grace, of course.
He never had a chance.
Jon appeared on an ‘Insider’ panel with the famously tough, outspoken host, and by the looks and sounds of it, he should’ve stayed home.
Grace grilled the father of eight about the recent goings-on with he and estranged wife Kate’s reality show.
Her customary sneer, firmly in place when she cross examines her opponents, said “For years Jon, you had your children on TV on a reality show, but suddenly when it’s no longer ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8,’ it’s ‘Kate Plus 8,’ you suddenly have a problem with it and you want it all to come to an end? I don’t believe that!”
“Regardless of the timing, I’m their father and I will do what’s best for my children,” Gosselin shot back.
Jon’s lawyer tries to get a word in, but Grace just taunts, “Oh you’ve got your lawyer here, you’re afraid to answer questions? Whatever.”
“What’s important is the children and not these two self-absorbed husband and wife who are argue constantly in front of their children?” she said.
“Exactly, that’s why they are coming off the air,” Jon said.
“Why don’t you just quit arguing and work on your marriage, wouldn’t that be a better idea?” Nancy yelled over him.
Jon revealed he was “working things out with Kate so they could be parents,” and Grace pshawed that statement.
“Hey, you talk the talk, but you don’t walk the walk. You can’t go out with one 22-year-old after the next while she’s at home with the children and say you want to work it out. That’s not working it out, Jon Gosselin,” she said.
Nancy then strongly “suggested” that the couple get therapy.
WATERS MUDDIED AS GOSSELINS GET DOWN & DIRTY
By MOLLY DAVIS
It’s official.
Jon Gosselin has been given the heave-ho from TLC.
The octodad has been dropped from the reality show and the title.
“Kate Plus 8″ begins airing on Nov. 2.
Or does it?
This is where the future of the show gets iffy.
TLC is reportedly on the fence whether to proceed with their earlier stated plans to rebrand the show.
Could it be true?
Has TLC finally gotten rid of the albatross that has become Jon and Kate?
No one’s sure, and the network is declining to comment.
To muddy the waters even further, sources say TLC has not halted all production.
Huh?
Confused?
Me too.
Producers have (for now) stopped shooting footage of the couple’s eight children, but they are still filming mom Kate alone.
They also have previously unaired footage of Jon and the kids that will probably turn up in future episodes, according to a person close to the show.
So fans may not notice much difference in the days ahead.
Who are these “fans?”
Will people tune in for “Just Kate?”
Because that’s what it should be called.
It’s all about Kate – always was, always will be.
She’s now literally a one-woman show, which suits the controlling mom just fine.
Even Kate doesn’t seem to have much faith that the show will go on.
“With ratings falling, this might be the last season of Jon & Kate Plus 8. I’m not sure yet,” Kate Gosselin wrote on her Facebook page (as reported by Us Weekly).
She’s on Facebook!
I sent her a friend request, but she still hasn’t accepted me.
WTF and LOL.
I would love to see her status updates.
Kate is: “Taking the kids for ice cream.”
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I’m sure she has a PR rep handling her page.
She’s way too important to handle the daily grind of facebook.
It’s demanding, and you can’t berate people on there — they’ll report you — cyber bullying is a no-no.
Best to stick with face-to-face bullying, Kate.
Stick with what you know.
And she knows more than we do, which is why she’s covering her bases and filmed a pilot for a talk show with the Food Network’s cooking queen Paula Deen.
Jon has also been shopping around for a new gig.
He’s reportedly been trying to get a new reality series, “The Divorced Dads Club,” up and running.
With uber-creepy dad Michael Lohan.
Jon has been eating some humble pie as of late, telling In Touch magazine, “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated.”
“I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.
“I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting.”
Translation: “I need a job. Please let me back on my own show.”
If there even is a show.
Time will tell.
Or not.
I’m still confused.
October 1, 2009
GROVELING JON EQUALS PATHETIC
By MOLLY DAVIS
It’s official… Jon Gosselin has been given the heave-ho from TLC.
The octodad has been dropped from the reality show and the title.
“Kate Plus 8″ begins airing on Nov. 2.
She’s now a one-woman show, which probably suits the controlling mom just fine.
“We’ll be seeing much less of Jon,” a source told PEOPLE. “Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting dad while all this other crap was going on.”
“Jon will still be seen on the show from time to time,” the source adds.
One wonders if this will help the suffering ratings.
The fifth season premiere attracted a record 9.8 million viewers for the TLC network, making it the most-watched show of that evening including those on broadcast TV.
But after a six-week hiatus from new episodes, only 4.2 million viewers tuned in to see Jon & Kate on Aug. 3, and only 1.7 million reportedly watched last Monday.
Will people tune in to see just Kate?
Time will tell.
And Kate doesn’t seem to have much faith that the show will go on.
“With ratings falling, this might be the last season of Jon & Kate Plus 8. I’m not sure yet,” Kate Gosselin wrote on her Facebook page (as reported by Us Weekly).
Which is probably why she’s covering her bases and filmed a pilot for a talk show with the Food Network’s cooking queen Paula Deen.
Jon has also been shopping around for a new gig.
He’s reportedly been trying to get a new reality series, “The Divorced Dads Club,” up and running.
With uber-creepy dad Michael Lohan.
Jon has been eating some humble pie as of late, telling In Touch magazine, “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated.
“I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon. I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting.”
Translation: “I need a job. Please let me back on my own show.”
September 24, 2009
DON’T MESS WITH TAYLOR
By MOLLY DAVIS
A Florida deejay learned nothing from Kanye West.
The lesson should have been that you just don’t mess with Taylor Swift.
Swift has rocketed from cutie pie country crooner to America’s Sweetheart with her soft spoken presence and unbelievable talent.
Girls everywhere idolize her; boys everywhere want her to idolize them.
Which is why I don’t understand how some degenerates, like this radio host, seem to want to take her down a few pegs.
What other agenda is there?
Swift has everything, and on top of that, she is a class act – why would anyone deliberately seek out a flaw of a certified icon?
Either the inquisitive deejay was under a rock for the incredible wrath Kayne incurred from the world after his disgusting debacle on the VMA’s, or he is missing his brain.
And it’s probably the latter.
More than a week after the whole “Ima let you finish, but Beyonce…” exchange went down at the VMA’s, people are still talking about Kanyegate.
Everyone except for Swift.
The country-pop star and bundle of adorableness was doing radio interviews when she came across a particularly persistent prober on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa, Fla.
After three (yes, THREE) very polite attempts to steer the questions in another direction, Swift ended the interview.
Here is the exchange:
First, the jock asked her to describe the scene of the night with Kanye West:
TAYLOR: “I’m just honestly trying not to make it into a bigger deal than it already is. It’s kind of become more of a big deal than I ever thought it would be. I just, you know, it happened on TV, so everybody saw what happened. I just would like to move on maybe a little bit.”
The host ignored her request, and went on to ask if she thought the whole thing was scripted.
Response: “Well … you know, I um … I didn’t know what to think, but I think that we should maybe talk about something else, because, um, I’ve talked about this in one interview, and that was going to be it. It’s not something I feel like we need to keep talking about.”
Finally, the host asked if she thought West’s apologies were sincere.
Response: “I really would appreciate it if we could talk about something else, because I’ve asked you three times now, and I’m trying to be nice about it. It just isn’t something we need to spend this whole interview talking about.”
At that, the host offered to give Swift “a couple of tips” about handling interviews, saying that questions about the VMAs incident were not going to end with his show.
He spit out another Kanye question, and Swift either handed off the phone to her publicist, or the rep intervened and asked if they could move on to another topic.
Some harsh words were exchanged and the call was ended.
Not by Swift’s people.
The radio host hung up on them.
So, Mr. Deejay, not only did you push the sweetest girl alive into doing something totally out of character, you added insult to injury by hanging up on her.
Way to go.
Do you think people will applaud your efforts to upset a 19-year-old?
Frankly, if Swift hasn’t said anything derogatory about the incident by now, she won’t.
She’s obviously not built that way, and doesn’t possess a mean bone in that gorgeous body.
Swift’s star will continue to orbit, and this radio hack will continue to look for company to his misery, as the adage goes.
Because not only is she “Fearless,” she’s flawless.
September 23, 2009
KATE’S ANNOYING PERSONALITY WILL SINK TALK SHOW
By MOLLY DAVIS
It looks like Kate Gosselin is close to sealing a deal to have her own talk show.
Did hell freeze over while I was sleeping?
How on earth did this happen?
I’m not trying to be mean.
Honestly.
But she has to be one of the most grating women on the planet.
And her stint on “The View” last week was a train wreck.
Kate didn’t fit in on “The View,” and was slammed by Whoopi.
I cheered from my couch.
The mother of eight, who shot to fame because of her brood on “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” is slated to host a show with “mom” hosts.
None of her kids has a starring role, so I’m confused.
What will she talk about if she’s not ordering everyone around?
She said she’s “been given the gift of gab, so why not use it?”
I’ve got several reasons.
The main one being that no one cares for your abrasive, opinionated, confrontational manner.
I would rather visit the dentist.
The only “up” I can think of of is that she would have a team of stylists to deal with that hair.
Even though she reverted to the reverse-mullet/dead do so soon after she took several right steps on the tress tracks.
Some possible topics for her show could be:
• How to make your man a Eunich in under five years.
• Nagging for beginners.
• Nagging at an intermediate level.
• Advanced nagging (bordering on belligerent).
That about covers her range of topics.
I’m canceling my cable.
September 17, 2009
KATE EYES HER OWN TALK SHOW
By MOLLY DAVIS
Kate Gosselin’s stop on “The View” may just be a jumping off point for her own talk show.
According to E! News, the mom of eight will be teaming up with Southern cooking diva Paula Deen in a “View”-like chat hour.
Telepictures, who is behind “Ellen DeGeneres’ and Tyra Banks’ daytime shows, will be developing the project.
“They’re looking around and casting for other women to be on the show with them,” one source said. “But they want all the women to be moms.”
Deen, 62, has two grown sons, Jamie and Bobby, and already hosts three shows, “Paula’s Home Cooking,” “Paula’s Party” and “Paula’s Best Dishes,” for the Food Network.
A spokesperson for Telepictures would not confirm or deny a Gosselin-Deen show was in the works. “We don’t comment on any development activity,” the rep said.
Gosselin told Entertainment Weekly earlier this year she has hopes of landing a talk show. “There are no mom-centered talk shows,” she told the magazine. “I think that would be a very comfortable thing for me.”
REPORT: JON HAD STEAMY AFFAIR WITH NANNY
By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon Gosselin is making it very difficult for me to remain loyal to him.
I really don’t see how any woman could, with this latest “affair” story hitting the cover of “In Touch” Magazine.
Although I’m still firmly on Team Jon, my faith in him was tested.
The nanny, Jon?
C’mon.
That’s tacky.
And overdone.
But I guess he had to get it where he could.
And “get” he did, in the form of 23-year-old Stephanie Santoro.
Jon denies they were romantically involved.
Santoro spares no details in the interview.
Here are some excerpts from the article:
It began one night with an innocent phone call where Jon asked her to come over. Santoro says that Jon asked if she could give him a massage, and then he was like, ‘my turn.’ While we were sitting there, he said, ‘Well, I guess we can kiss just once.’”
Santoro says that night, Gosselin told her: “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.” The two then made their way to Jon’s hot tub, where Santoro says she “kept looking at the windows” because she was afraid “one of the kids was going to pop their heads out, but he told me to relax.”
She goes on to call Gosselin “very romantic,” saying after they got out of the hot tub, Jon “ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage. We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward.”
After their first hook-up, Santoro says Jon texted her several times “saying how much he cared about me, and he was being really sincere. He just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t feeling like I was being used. I pretty much spent every night there that entire week. And that’s how our relationship started.”
And the reviews weren’t raves, folks. It seems the women Jon is attracted to like to get their digs in after he’s bedded them down.
In Santoro’s case the nine times they had sex “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.”
NEW KATE LOOKS MEAN — EVEN WITH TAYLOR
By MOLLY DAVIS
Two worlds collided on ABC’s “The View” this week.
It was a perfect storm — Taylor Swift and Kate Gosselin — in the same place.
This penultimate PA homecoming included Berks County’s own famous exports.
Kate played guest co-host, while Taylor graciously endured more Kanye questions from the ladies and performed her hits “15″ and “You Belong to Me” from her CD “Fearless.”
Taylor came out looking smashing, as always, in a blue/gold metallic little number and was humble, classy and an absolute delight to watch.
She told the gals she just got her first condo, and will be leaving the nest she shares with her mom.
“It’s kind of big news,” she beamed. “No one knows!”
“Well,” she smiled, “I mean, my mom already knows.”
Kate G. was sporting a brand a new hairdo, which is But she needs a new personality to go with it.
Gone were the stiff, porcupine-esque spikes most fans have come to loathe.
Her usually severe cut was replaced with soft, subtle waves that framed her face.
The color was an improvement as well — her usual harsh, frosted white highlights were transformed into a warm, butterscotch gold glow.
Her outfit was adorable — a fitted print mustard yellow tank top and skinny black pains paired with a pair of hot, black patent leather heels.
She looked amazing!
But alas, she still looked mean.
At least to me.
As my mom always says, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”
Kate was led to the proverbial style mecca and made all shiny and bright, but she had nothing interesting to add to the already bold hosts, and sat there with a painful looking smile plastered on her face.
Maybe she was nervous, and she’ll get another shot, as she’ll be back in the same capacity on Friday
September 15, 2009
CREEPY KANYE DESERVES SWIFT PUNISHMENT
By MOLLY DAVIS
Kanye West needs a SWIFT kick in the behind.
And Taylor should be wearing the steel-toed combat boot that delivers the kick.
Kanye West, who is known for his egotistical antics (which he justifies as “keeping it real”) shot to new heights of revolting behavior at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards.
When Taylor won Best Female Video for “You Belong With Me,” Kanye jumped onstage, grabbed the mike from the country singer’s hands and delivered this rant:
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,” he yelled. “Of all time!”
He was booed.
He should have been tased, and judging from all of Taylor’s supporters, plenty would have happily signed up to deliver the punishment.
There would’ve been a long waiting list.
Swift had beat Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” for the coveted award, and after Kanye’s self-promoting performance, he was bounced out of the show.
He embarrassed everyone involved … Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and the audience.
Kanye obviously never learned manners or decorum when he was a child, and I thought that maybe, just maybe after his mother passed away he had changed and become a little more humble.
I was wrong, and I bet she would be ashamed of him.
Swift had to perform the song about five minutes after Kanye’s outburst.
She gave an unbelievable performance, was the picture of poise and class, and absolutely shined.
As usual.
As for Kanye West, he simply sucks.
He is a terrible entertainer and a pitiful excuse for a human being.
His career is going nowhere, he’s arrogant beyond belief, his music is terrible and he’s a sellout.
Taylor got the last laugh, but is being gracious about the event, saying she didn’t want to start anything and declined to bash her tormentor.
But her supporters did it for her — she is truly loved by her fans and the entire entertainment industry.
After the, ahem, interruption, it took Kanye more 24 hours to apologize directly to Taylor.
He blogged his apology as well as saying how sorry he was on his Jay Leno appearance Monday night.
Hey Kanye — if you truly were sorry, you never would’ve done what you did.
But you did, and if you had a conscience, which you obviously don’t, the second you realized what you were wrong, you would’ve made every attempt to reach out to her personally.
It took the backlash of your entertainment peers and probably pressure from your handlers to get you to do the right thing.
Of course she forgave you — it’s called class, and I don’t care how much money you rake in, Kanye, you can’t but it.
Her fans will not be as forgiving.
Of course, she accepted.
While appearing on “The View,” Taylor was asked to talk about the VMAs, when the classless thug interrupted her acceptance speech to tell the world that Beyonce’s video was better, telling the co-hosts that, “sure,” she would meet with him.
“He has not personally reached out or anything,” she said at the time. But that has changed. After the show, West called to speak to Swift directly and apologized, reports said.
“Kanye did call me. He was very sincere in his apology, and I accepted that apology,” Swift told ABC News Radio. Asked if in the future, everything would be fine between the two, she replied, “Yeah, definitely.”