By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon and Kate are heading back to prime time TV.
Sort of.
Their very public mouthing off war has inspired an episode of “Law and Order.”
The episode, which airs Oct. 16, revolves around the story of a dad of 10 who has a reality show titled “Larry Plus 10.”
The single dad is raising the 10 adopted kids, all whom have special needs, all by his lonesome after his wife is bludgeoned to death.
According to the New York Post, “Detectives Lupo and Bernard grow suspicious when it’s revealed that Joy Johnson wasn’t totally on board with doing the show — she feared for her kids’ privacy — and that Larry, a real estate developer deeply in debt, signed the lucrative Larry Plus 10 contract the day after his wife’s murder.”
The story line is reversed, seeming that Jon no longer wants the show to air, and his fictional “Law and Order” counterpart very much wants his fame to continue – along with his paycheck.
What does ring very true to the real lives of Jon and Kate?
Larry is diddling the babysitter.
She’s young.
Like, Hailey Glassman young.
If Larry did off his wife, the dicks on the crime drama always get their man.
Let’s hope life doesn’t imitate art.
Don’t get any ideas, Jon.
October 8, 2009
GOSSELIN DISORDER TO HIT ‘LAW & ORDER’
August 21, 2009
JON & KATE PLUS POLICE
By MOLLY DAVIS
Jon and Kate have added some hate into the mix.
In a not-so-surprising turn of events, the police were called to the Gosselin’s Wernersville residence on Aug. 13.
Kate called the popo after she “showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids,” a source told TMZ.
Sources close to Jon and Kate told TMZ that Kate was upset because Jon wanted to leave the kids with Stephanie Santoro — the babysitter who was hired by Jon.
It appears that Kate has some, um, trust issues with the 23-year-old nanny, and doesn’t want her playing “mommy” with her kids.
So Kate went to the house to be watch the kids instead of Santoro — and that ignited the heated fight that ended with Kate dialing 911.
No arrests were made, and Kate checked in to a local Days Inn for the night — wearing sunglasses.
At night.
Which is where she should have been anyway, since they have an agreement about who stays at the house and when.
This story could have been more “Jerry Spinger-esque” if there was a Red Roof Inn and bodyguard Steve thrown into the mix.
Dare to dream.
This is just another example of Kate thinking the rules apply to everyone else but her.
If she had been locked up, at least she’d look good, because jailhouse orange is her hue, as she was seen looking hot in a bikini of the same color family this summer.
And I’m still on Team Jon.
Kate Gosselin’s second appearance on morning TV solidified Jon as the frontrunner again this week.
On “Live with Regis & Kelly” last week, Kate and her reverse mullet tried once again to make people see her “side.”
And as Regis quickly found out, when Kate wants your opinion, she’ll give it to you.
“I just have a feeling like, I think the separation is going to come to an end, I think he’s going to come back and he’s gonna say ‘Please, marry me again,’ and I think you’re going to live happily ever after,” Philbin said. “What do you think of that?”
Kate looked at him with the same disdain that is reserved for Jon.
“Wow,” she replied with an uncomfortable laugh/combination sneer. “You’re an optimist.”
My definition of optimism?
That this whole debacle will soon be over.
I predict TLC will soon cancel “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ before the year end.
Why?
Ratings are down.
And the police being called to referee a domestic dispute is an embarrassment to a network that prides itself as a “family channel.”
As I write this, TLC execs are probably brainstorming behind closed doors about the show’s fate.
My crystal ball reads “cancelled.”
