By MOLLY DAVIS
It looks like Kate Gosselin is close to sealing a deal to have her own talk show.
Did hell freeze over while I was sleeping?
How on earth did this happen?
I’m not trying to be mean.
Honestly.
But she has to be one of the most grating women on the planet.
And her stint on “The View” last week was a train wreck.
Kate didn’t fit in on “The View,” and was slammed by Whoopi.
I cheered from my couch.
The mother of eight, who shot to fame because of her brood on “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” is slated to host a show with “mom” hosts.
None of her kids has a starring role, so I’m confused.
What will she talk about if she’s not ordering everyone around?
She said she’s “been given the gift of gab, so why not use it?”
I’ve got several reasons.
The main one being that no one cares for your abrasive, opinionated, confrontational manner.
I would rather visit the dentist.
The only “up” I can think of of is that she would have a team of stylists to deal with that hair.
Even though she reverted to the reverse-mullet/dead do so soon after she took several right steps on the tress tracks.
Some possible topics for her show could be:
• How to make your man a Eunich in under five years.
• Nagging for beginners.
• Nagging at an intermediate level.
• Advanced nagging (bordering on belligerent).
That about covers her range of topics.
I’m canceling my cable.
September 23, 2009
KATE’S ANNOYING PERSONALITY WILL SINK TALK SHOW
September 8, 2009
DIVINE INTERVENTION FOR JON?
By MOLLY DAVIS
I had a conversation with a woman at the grocery store about, who else, Jon and Kate Gosselin.
We were standing in line, and there was a tabloid with their pics splashed on the cover, and she made a comment.
Then I made a comment.
You get the picture.
But what stunned me was this statement:
“You know, karma is a b***h. God made him hit his head.”
She was referring to Gosselin injuring himself with a cabinet last week while at his PA home.
That’s just hilarious.
GOD made him hit his head.
I felt relieved this woman was here to tell me that the big guy upstairs is hovering around Wernersville and actually concerned with the Gosselins drama.
And ensuring that Jon gets some stitches to show that the almighty disapproves of the way the father of eight is behaving.
Makes perfect sense.
All I could do was smile and nod – it’s useless to try to get your point across to someone who is clearly unbalanced.
Any opinion I gave would’ve been wrong, because it wasn’t the same opinion as hers.
What I felt like saying was “Lady, you need to find a new church, if that’s what they’re preaching.”
It’s the thought that counts, right?
She went on to say that he’s “immature and ugly and should forget about his life and spend all his time indoors taking care of his kids.”
Jon is just trying to get by like the rest of us.
Except he’s newly single, has eight kids, a perpetually pissed off ex-wife and the paparazzi shadowing his every move — good or bad.
How sad when someone uses God in order to take potshots at others who are struggling.
I don’t think God had anything to do with Jon’s boo-boo.
Maybe Kate hit him over the head with a frying pan.
Now that, I can believe.
