By MOLLY DAVIS
Taylor, say it isn’t so!
John Mayer?
Why?
I can’t figure out, and I’m sure others are wondering as well, why you would drop a cutie like Taylor Lautner for sleazy John Mayer.
Sure, if you didn’t mesh with the “Twilight” wolf hottie, then don’t date him.
But to move on to a creep like the guitar-strumming, self-obsessed, woman-eater John Mayer?
Why?
Although it’s still unconfirmed you two are in fact dating, you’ve been to dinner with John twice, you were just at his concert, so the buzz is that you’re an item.
All I can say is run.
Fast.
And very far.
John is a consummate player.
Who has man breasts.
Or moobies, as they’re called.
Which he flaunted on his Rolling Stone cover – he could’ve used a bra, or at least a shirt to cover up his soft upper bod and hide those distasteful tattoos.
And then there was the actual interview, where he talked about his eternal search for finding “a beautiful vagina” and how much he loved threesomes.
Some other lecherous choice quotes?
On his sex life becoming an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs: ”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”
On finding a girlfriend: “Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a (bleep) about it.”
On his relationships: “All I want to do now is (bleep) the girls I’ve already (bleeped), because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, But you’re John Mayer! So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”
On the paparazzi: “I’ll be honest with you. All this weird (bleep) about me? All this strangeness? I wouldn’t have a music career without it. But I am at odds with myself. I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, We can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.”
I now dub thee Mayer “The King of Overshare.”
John, who also tweets his feelings, posted this on Twitter hours after the article hit stands:
“Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me.”
Spoiler alert…
February 17, 2010
HEY TAYLOR, DUMP THAT MORON MAYER
November 19, 2009
THE TALE OF TWO TAYLORS
By ASHLEY DOS SANTOS
Oh young love. It isn’t easy for anyone, especially if you’re under the media microscope with your love life on one end and studio execs, paparazzi and a nation of tweens on the other.
Yes, it appears that Wyomissing native and pop-music golden child Taylor Swift has found a new beau in “New Moon” hunk Taylor Lautner. Or maybe not. In fact, neither Swift nor Lautner will confirm or deny their relationship, feeding into the tabloid machine that has proclaimed them young Hollywood’s new “it” couple.
If you’re wondering why their publicists are keeping this so ambiguous, there is a very simple, PR-based rationale. The not-knowing keeps the public talking and the tabloids interested. And that’s how you turn a client’s 15 minutes of fame into a lucrative career.
Swift secured her famed status after Kanye West’s social gaffe during September’s MTV Video Music Awards, putting a damper on his career and skyrocketing Taylor to a level of fame even she wasn’t expecting.
Combine that with actual talent and you’ve got a megastar. Her sophomore album “Fearless”, which has sold nearly 4 million copies and millions of digital downloads, was so successful that it was recently re-released with bonus tracks, and is likely to be the biggest album of 2009.
Suffice it to say Taylor Swift didn’t need Kanye West to make her truly famous: she did that all on her own.
So what’s Taylor Lautner’s story? Lautner, who presented Swift with her now infamous MTV award, is starring in the movie “New Moon” that comes out this Friday – the sequel to the cash-cow tween-sensation “Twilight”. Landing the role of the hunky teen werewolf helped him achieve what can only be described as mythic celebrity status among the nation’s tweens (and even some parents).
For the part, Lautner gained 30 pounds of muscle and is now essentially more famous for his ripped abs than he is for his acting chops. Though he may not be as famous as Swift, Lautner is likely to have a successful career for the next few years, assuming his future roles prominently feature him while shirtless.
Put the two Taylors together and you’ve got a media frenzy. Speculation about their relationship first began when Swift and Lautner filmed romantic scenes together for the upcoming movie “Valentine’s Day”. After photos of their on-screen kiss appeared, bloggers were begging to see Taylor and Taylor as a real life couple.
When the two were spotted at a hockey game together, the speculation turned into rumor mania. In Swift’s recent appearance on “Saturday Night Live,” she sang her opening monologue, which included a Lautner mention while blowing a kiss and winking at the camera. That small gesture not only scored Swift major media attention and boosted the sales of her record even further but also brought more attention to Lautner just in time for the “New Moon” release.
So is this relationship a farce concocted by Hollywood executives to drive ticket and record sales?
The jury is still out. Yes, it is convenient that they both have starring roles in major projects. But if you ever had a teenage romance, you may want to cut the Taylors some slack.
If you can imagine combining the angst of your first romances with the unimaginably intense pressures of celebrity, then I think it’s fair to assume that the Taylors are doing the best they can in extenuating circumstances. Buy into the media machine if you must with “Fearless” and “New Moon” and embrace their effort to be an adorable young couple trying to live a normal life in the very un-normal glare of the spotlight.
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Ben Grinspan contributed to this article.
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Ashley Dos Santos serves as a senior account executive at Crosby~Volmer International Communications in Washington D.C. She received her bachelor of arts degree in women & gender studies and romance languages from Dartmouth College.
November 11, 2009
TERRIFIC TAYLOR RULES ‘SNL’
By MOLLY DAVIS
Taylor Swift knocked it out of the park Saturday night.
She hosted “Saturday Night Live,” and has added another career to her already overflowing plate of accomplishments.
Comedienne.
She began the night in a glittery black number, guitar at her side, and performed the comic “Monologue Song (La, La, La).”
She wowed the audience.
The usually soft-spoken, PC girl stepped aside and was replaced by an edgier version of herself.
In the number, she took a lyrical swipe at Joe Jonas, her ex-boyfriend, calling him a “dbag,” and let him know, as if he already didn’t, how amazing she’s doing and her accomplishments of the past year.
She also took a verbal swing at Kanye West: “You might be expecting me to say/ something bad about Kanye…But there’s nothing more to say/ cause everything’s OK/ I’ve got security lining the stage…”
About her rumored love life, she belted out: “And if you’re wondering if I might/ be dating the werewolf from “Twilight”/ I’m not going to comment on that in my monologue.”
Then she blew a campy kiss and winked at maybe-boyfriend Taylor Lautner, but she’s “not gonna comment.”
Her skits were hilarious.
They included:
Deftly channeling one of my favorite targets, Kate Gosselin, in skit skewering “The View.”
Taylor even looked good with the crazy “Kate” asymmetrical hairdo — which is no small feat — that ‘do is not easily pulled off.
“My hairdresser was halfway through giving me ‘The Rachel’ when his blowdryer exploded on the back of my head,” Swift as Gosselin said, explaining the evolvement of “the Kate.”
Taylor donned another wig to play a Bella-esque lead in an over-the-top dramatic spoof of “Twilight.”
Only in her version of the lovesick teen, dubbed “Firelight,” Swift is not crushing on a vampire — her love interest was Frankenstein.
“I know what you are,” her character says. “You’re green… You have bolts in your neck… You freak out around fire…”
Swift nailed Kristin Stewart’s trademark lip-biting and constant tucking-hair-behind-her-left-ear moves.
It was hilarious.
She had a maniacal laugh in a bit about being interviewed by manipulative celebrity reporters.
In another segment she played a teen, fed up with all the talk about “Driving While Texting,” who starts campaigning against the dangerous things that parents do, including “Driving While Arguing with the GPS” and “Driving While Singing Along To a Song You Don’t Know the Lyrics To.”
The texting teen came complete with headgear and the excess saliva mouth orthodontics cause.
And she was still adorable, mouth metal and all,
The only skit I thought was a little stretch for Swift?
The prisoner “Skeet Deadly,” complete with cornrows, facial hair, prison-issued jumpsuit, Timberlands, and badass attitude in a “Scared Straight” parody.
She was playing a dude.
I just have trouble seeing the uber-sweet singer playing a male, tatted up gang member.
She ended her skits on a high note — the last being an impression of the hip shaking, throaty singer Shakira.
Oh, and she sang her little heart out.
I actually forgot she was also the musical guest, but she reminded me quickly where her roots are firmly grounded.
She performed “You Belong With Me” as her first musical number and “Untouchable” as her second song.
She rocked.
As usual.
“This has been the best week of my life,” Swift said at the close of the show.
November 5, 2009
WHY WE LOVE TAYLOR
By MOLLY DAVIS
I don’t like country music.
But I like Taylor Swift.
Correction — I love Taylor Swift.
Who doesn’t?
The angelic artist is the epitome of class, grace and elegance.
Not to mention she’s one little bundle of adorable-ness.
The 19-year-old Wyomissing native has attracted millions with her honesty, subtle humor, independence, tenacity, and her ability to inspire girls.
An incredible talent, her draw is that she appeals to all ages, young and old.
Her fan base extends well past teens – she more than 3 million copies of her latest effort, “Fearless,” and her 2006 self-titled debut album went triple platinum.
She won album of the year at the 209 Academy of Country Music Awards — the youngest singer in history that can claim the title.
Her music speaks to her fans — young and old alike.
You’ll never see her caught in a compromising position, mouthing off about her rivals, or partying into all hours of the night – and that really says something in today’s culture.
When Swift’s acolytes are busy having public feuds or swilling vodka at the latest trendy LA club, Swift is nowhere to be found.
She’s a trendsetter, not a Hollywood hanger-on.
Following up on the heels of this year’s many successes is her double duty as host and musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” on Nov. 7 — a high honor only bestowed on the worthiest of celebrities.
And since everything else in her life has fallen into place, the next logical step would be her own real-life “Love Story.”
Which seems to be blossoming in the form of 17-year-old Taylor Lautner.
Taylor squared?
These two have been seen hanging out at hockey games, he sits in the front row at her concerts, and Hollywood gossip sites are dishing about Taylor/Taylor dalliances.
Reports of the two cuties kissing and holding hands are spreading like wildfire through the ranks, but Miss Swift is shy on the topic, saying she “didn’t know” whether or not the two were dating.
The pair are starring on the big screen together in 2010’s big budget “Valentine’s Day.”
I think it’s a match made in heaven.
So do her fans, who unfailingly root for Swift.
You remember the MTV “VMA’s?”
Never has there been such a public outcry for some Tinseltown justice as there was on the heels of “Kanye-gate.”
When Taylor won Best Female Video for ‘You Belong With Me,” Kanye jumped onstage, grabbed the mike from the country singer’s hands and delivered this rant:
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,” he yelled. “Of all time!”
He was booed at the show, and publicly shunned immediately following the debacle.
Swift had to perform the song about five minutes after Kanye’s outburst.
She gave an unbelievable performance. She was the picture of poise and class, and absolutely shined.
As usual.
Swift was more gracious about the event than her fans, saying she didn’t want to start anything and declined to bash her tormentor.
But her supporters did it for her — she is truly loved by her fans and the entire entertainment industry.
Kanye apologized.
She forgave him.
Her fans did not, and probably never will.
But Taylor, ever humble, has moved on to bigger and better things.
She has no time to waste on such trivial drama — she’s worked too hard and long for her standing.
Because while her female contemporaries, singers Miley Cyrus and Carrie Underwood, had huge backing to get their start (Disney and “American Idol”), Swift had nothing.
No fancy agents, no launching vehicles — just tenacity and pure, raw talent.
So while it took her longer to reach the top of the heap, where she presently resides with some self-absorbed status seekers, the journey has paid off.
And keeps accumulating with every new feat she conquers.
Success will never spoil Miss Swift.
September 24, 2009
DON’T MESS WITH TAYLOR
By MOLLY DAVIS
A Florida deejay learned nothing from Kanye West.
The lesson should have been that you just don’t mess with Taylor Swift.
Swift has rocketed from cutie pie country crooner to America’s Sweetheart with her soft spoken presence and unbelievable talent.
Girls everywhere idolize her; boys everywhere want her to idolize them.
Which is why I don’t understand how some degenerates, like this radio host, seem to want to take her down a few pegs.
What other agenda is there?
Swift has everything, and on top of that, she is a class act – why would anyone deliberately seek out a flaw of a certified icon?
Either the inquisitive deejay was under a rock for the incredible wrath Kayne incurred from the world after his disgusting debacle on the VMA’s, or he is missing his brain.
And it’s probably the latter.
More than a week after the whole “Ima let you finish, but Beyonce…” exchange went down at the VMA’s, people are still talking about Kanyegate.
Everyone except for Swift.
The country-pop star and bundle of adorableness was doing radio interviews when she came across a particularly persistent prober on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa, Fla.
After three (yes, THREE) very polite attempts to steer the questions in another direction, Swift ended the interview.
Here is the exchange:
First, the jock asked her to describe the scene of the night with Kanye West:
TAYLOR: “I’m just honestly trying not to make it into a bigger deal than it already is. It’s kind of become more of a big deal than I ever thought it would be. I just, you know, it happened on TV, so everybody saw what happened. I just would like to move on maybe a little bit.”
The host ignored her request, and went on to ask if she thought the whole thing was scripted.
Response: “Well … you know, I um … I didn’t know what to think, but I think that we should maybe talk about something else, because, um, I’ve talked about this in one interview, and that was going to be it. It’s not something I feel like we need to keep talking about.”
Finally, the host asked if she thought West’s apologies were sincere.
Response: “I really would appreciate it if we could talk about something else, because I’ve asked you three times now, and I’m trying to be nice about it. It just isn’t something we need to spend this whole interview talking about.”
At that, the host offered to give Swift “a couple of tips” about handling interviews, saying that questions about the VMAs incident were not going to end with his show.
He spit out another Kanye question, and Swift either handed off the phone to her publicist, or the rep intervened and asked if they could move on to another topic.
Some harsh words were exchanged and the call was ended.
Not by Swift’s people.
The radio host hung up on them.
So, Mr. Deejay, not only did you push the sweetest girl alive into doing something totally out of character, you added insult to injury by hanging up on her.
Way to go.
Do you think people will applaud your efforts to upset a 19-year-old?
Frankly, if Swift hasn’t said anything derogatory about the incident by now, she won’t.
She’s obviously not built that way, and doesn’t possess a mean bone in that gorgeous body.
Swift’s star will continue to orbit, and this radio hack will continue to look for company to his misery, as the adage goes.
Because not only is she “Fearless,” she’s flawless.
September 17, 2009
NEW KATE LOOKS MEAN — EVEN WITH TAYLOR
By MOLLY DAVIS
Two worlds collided on ABC’s “The View” this week.
It was a perfect storm — Taylor Swift and Kate Gosselin — in the same place.
This penultimate PA homecoming included Berks County’s own famous exports.
Kate played guest co-host, while Taylor graciously endured more Kanye questions from the ladies and performed her hits “15″ and “You Belong to Me” from her CD “Fearless.”
Taylor came out looking smashing, as always, in a blue/gold metallic little number and was humble, classy and an absolute delight to watch.
She told the gals she just got her first condo, and will be leaving the nest she shares with her mom.
“It’s kind of big news,” she beamed. “No one knows!”
“Well,” she smiled, “I mean, my mom already knows.”
Kate G. was sporting a brand a new hairdo, which is But she needs a new personality to go with it.
Gone were the stiff, porcupine-esque spikes most fans have come to loathe.
Her usually severe cut was replaced with soft, subtle waves that framed her face.
The color was an improvement as well — her usual harsh, frosted white highlights were transformed into a warm, butterscotch gold glow.
Her outfit was adorable — a fitted print mustard yellow tank top and skinny black pains paired with a pair of hot, black patent leather heels.
She looked amazing!
But alas, she still looked mean.
At least to me.
As my mom always says, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”
Kate was led to the proverbial style mecca and made all shiny and bright, but she had nothing interesting to add to the already bold hosts, and sat there with a painful looking smile plastered on her face.
Maybe she was nervous, and she’ll get another shot, as she’ll be back in the same capacity on Friday
September 15, 2009
CREEPY KANYE DESERVES SWIFT PUNISHMENT
By MOLLY DAVIS
Kanye West needs a SWIFT kick in the behind.
And Taylor should be wearing the steel-toed combat boot that delivers the kick.
Kanye West, who is known for his egotistical antics (which he justifies as “keeping it real”) shot to new heights of revolting behavior at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards.
When Taylor won Best Female Video for “You Belong With Me,” Kanye jumped onstage, grabbed the mike from the country singer’s hands and delivered this rant:
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,” he yelled. “Of all time!”
He was booed.
He should have been tased, and judging from all of Taylor’s supporters, plenty would have happily signed up to deliver the punishment.
There would’ve been a long waiting list.
Swift had beat Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” for the coveted award, and after Kanye’s self-promoting performance, he was bounced out of the show.
He embarrassed everyone involved … Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and the audience.
Kanye obviously never learned manners or decorum when he was a child, and I thought that maybe, just maybe after his mother passed away he had changed and become a little more humble.
I was wrong, and I bet she would be ashamed of him.
Swift had to perform the song about five minutes after Kanye’s outburst.
She gave an unbelievable performance, was the picture of poise and class, and absolutely shined.
As usual.
As for Kanye West, he simply sucks.
He is a terrible entertainer and a pitiful excuse for a human being.
His career is going nowhere, he’s arrogant beyond belief, his music is terrible and he’s a sellout.
Taylor got the last laugh, but is being gracious about the event, saying she didn’t want to start anything and declined to bash her tormentor.
But her supporters did it for her — she is truly loved by her fans and the entire entertainment industry.
After the, ahem, interruption, it took Kanye more 24 hours to apologize directly to Taylor.
He blogged his apology as well as saying how sorry he was on his Jay Leno appearance Monday night.
Hey Kanye — if you truly were sorry, you never would’ve done what you did.
But you did, and if you had a conscience, which you obviously don’t, the second you realized what you were wrong, you would’ve made every attempt to reach out to her personally.
It took the backlash of your entertainment peers and probably pressure from your handlers to get you to do the right thing.
Of course she forgave you — it’s called class, and I don’t care how much money you rake in, Kanye, you can’t but it.
Her fans will not be as forgiving.
Of course, she accepted.
While appearing on “The View,” Taylor was asked to talk about the VMAs, when the classless thug interrupted her acceptance speech to tell the world that Beyonce’s video was better, telling the co-hosts that, “sure,” she would meet with him.
“He has not personally reached out or anything,” she said at the time. But that has changed. After the show, West called to speak to Swift directly and apologized, reports said.
“Kanye did call me. He was very sincere in his apology, and I accepted that apology,” Swift told ABC News Radio. Asked if in the future, everything would be fine between the two, she replied, “Yeah, definitely.”
August 27, 2009
JONAS JERK TRIES TO RIDE TAYLOR’S COATTAILS
By MOLLY DAVIS
It’s being reported that Joe Jonas has been tapped to appear in the upcoming “Valentine’s Day” movie.
With Taylor Swift.
Why, why, why?
This is the worst casting call ever.
Ever.
For one thing, he cannot act.
I had the displeasure of seeing his “movie,” where he is terrible at playing himself, and can categorically say he should stick to whining tweeny lyrics.
If he can’t even be convincing as himself, how can he channel a completely different persona?
He can’t.
Period.
Jonas cannot hold his own in this extremely A-List movie, which stars actors like Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner and Swift.
It’s being released February 10, 2010.
The other glaring fact is King Dork Joe Jonas wants in on Taylor’s success.
Stop trying to ride her coattails, you skinny-jean wearing, bushy-eyebrowed creep.
Your 15 minutes was up long ago, and Taylor has moved past your over-the-phone breakup.
Her career has skyrocketed, and you are not even a speck in her rear view mirror.
Hopefully, Jonas’ role will be the briefest cameo and Taylor won’t have to share her well-deserved screen time with him.
He doesn’t deserve to be in Swift’s make-believe life any more than her real one.
August 7, 2009
SIZZLING TAYLOR, ‘TWILIGHT’ HOTTIE TO HOOK UP
By MOLLY DAVIS
It’s the tale of two Taylors.
Taylor Swift and “Twilight” star and cutie Taylor Lautner are slated to star on the big screen together in 2010.
It’s a match made in heaven.
And one that I hope will translate off screen, as I deemed Lautner to be Swift-worthy earlier this year after her breakup with the dorky Joe Jonas.
The film, called “Valentine’s Day,” is to hit theaters on Feb. 12, just in time for the much-dreaded “Hallmark Holiday.”
MTV.com and Swift’s reps reported that she signed on for the flick, but they’re tight-lipped about the character she’ll portray.
But take heart, Swift junkies — the Web site JustJaredJr.com has nearly three-dozen pictures that were said to be taken on the film set last last week.
The site also dishes a little more info than MTV.com, saying that the two Taylors “play a high school prom king and queen and share a kissing scene. ‘Valentine’s Day’ follows both singles and couples in Los Angeles as they deal with the expectations that come with the February 14th holiday.
Here’s hoping the kiss they share isn’t as tight-lipped as Swift’s reps.
July 31, 2009
JO-BRO FANS NEED SWIFT CONVERSION
By MOLLY DAVIS
“Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” on Demand:
$4.99 plus tax.
3D glasses: Free. But a serious inconvenience to schlep to Comcast to pick up said glasses.
Watching the movie with my 9-year-old niece?
The answer is supposed to be “priceless.”
Not true.
My answer is “not worth it.”
Although my niece, Breanna, was actually panting with excitement when uber loser Joe Jonas appeared on my high def flat screen, I was not impressed.
It’s bad enough that I had to endure their awful “music,” let alone having them “jump” into my living room for two hours.
The film was a diary of the 208 Jonas Brothers “Burning Up” concert tour, and it failed hilariously at the box office.
Tweens and teens don’t read reviews or listen to critics.
They are unfailing loyal, as evidenced by the bazillions of high pitch screeches and wailing emitted whenever and wherever there’s a Jo-Bro sighting.
I felt for the poor parents who were dragged to the recent concert in Philadelphia.
The tickets ran around $50.
I’m sure they had to buy Jo-Bro paraphenalia for their hysterical kids.
And I’m hoping they had the foresight to purchase ear plugs, because I swear I heard the screaming in the suburbs.
The movie is described on IMDB.com as “an eye-popping look into the lives of the Grammy-nominated hitmakers. Filmed in Disney Digital 3-D, the Walt Disney Pictures rockumentary allows the viewer to experience the thrill of being surrounded by legions of screaming fans, and features the previously unreleased song “Love Is on Its Way.
“The Jonas Brothers head to the big screen in Disney Digital 3-D in a high-energy Walt Disney Pictures rockumentary feature film event from director Bruce Hendricks. The film blends excerpts from the Brothers red-hot “Burning Up” concert tour, including guest performances from Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, with exclusive behind-the-scenes footage, off-the-wall segments, a never-before-heard song, swarming fans and a lot of JB-style humorgiving fans never-before-seen insights into the lives of Kevin, Joe and Nick.”
Humor?
I was certainly giggling, but it was “at” the three dorks who had the nerve to put out a feature film.
The one highlight was a guest performance from Joe’s ex, Taylor Swift. And my niece noticed the country cutie.
“Who’s that?” Breanna asked.
“That’s Taylor Swift,” I replied.
“She rocks! She’s really pretty,” Breanna admired.
Which showed that something good DID come from this tortuous experience.
My niece discovered Swift, and asked me to download her songs from iTunes.
Which I did.
But only after we struck a bargain.
In exchange for me purchasing Taylor’s tunes, Breanna had to allow me to erase her Jonas collection from her iPod.
She eyed me suspiciously.
“Um, all of them?” she asked warily.
“Yes.”
“Can I at least keep the new one?”
I pick my battles carefully, so I went with the lesser evil.
One Jonas Brothers song and a library of Taylor Swift is indeed better than no Taylor Swift and an overload of Jonas crap.
“Deal.”
Taylor Swift collection on iTunes?
$27.
Listening to my niece belting out “Love Story?”
Priceless.
