http://myerstownherald.com/blog The official Blog of the Myerstown Herald Fri, 28 May 2010 20:20:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://myerstownherald.com/blog/2009/12/10/tiger-will-get-out-of-the-rough/ http://myerstownherald.com/blog/2009/12/10/tiger-will-get-out-of-the-rough/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:28:23 +0000 Administrator http://myerstownherald.com/blog/?p=657 By MOLLY DAVIS
I hope Tiger Woods is staying in shape.
Because his signing arm is going to get quite a workout.
Between the supposed “hush” money being paid out to the ever-growing throng of women coming forward, and the staggering amount of money he’ll be paying out to his wife, Elin – whether she stays or goes – it’s going to be strenuous exercise putting his John Hancock on all those checks.
It’s only going to get worse.
Now there are rumors of alcohol and prescription drugs being the cause of the now-infamous car crash on Tiger’s Florida street.
His mother-in-law was rushed to the hospital this week for stomach pains.
And people are eating it up.
As long as people want to read, hear and talk about it, the mess will remain in the headlines.
Which will be a long time.
Will Tiger make the inevitable trip to rehab?
That seems to be the go-to for celebs who are in hot water with their fans.
It shows some sort of remorse and that they’re trying to get their life together.
I shudder to think if there’s a love child.
Or a sex tape.
E-mail exchanges between Rachel and Tiger.
Details of their sex lives.
Elin called Rachel.
Rachel is still denying everything and is bewlidered by all these “insider sources.”
His brand is under fire
But Tiger Inc. will survive.
If his wife leaves him, maybe people will back off a bit, thinking some sort of “justice” was served.
Will his legions be satisfied then?
Probably not.
Nothing Tiger can do at this point will help his severely tarnished reputation.
I shudder to think if there’s a love child.
Or a sex tape.
Media outlets are reporting they have email exchanges between Tiger and mistress-number-one Rachel Uchitel.
The correspondence, provided by “insider sources,” includes details of their sex lives, including what happened their first night together (sex nine times with a gym break for Tiger).
Rachel is still denying everything and is bewildered by all these “insider sources.”
Even if more tawdry chicks come forward, I think Tiger Inc. will survive.
It will be difficult – but the only think people love more than a scandal?
A comeback.

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